1 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:06,463 No matter what happens, from here on out, 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,304 I'm with you, Messiah. 3 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:12,640 But if you want your soul, you are going to have to kill him. 4 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:17,546 Thrice blessed, O Custer. 5 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,316 I'll get the next one. 6 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:16,375 Who are you? 7 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,408 I am Allfather. 8 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:20,546 And you know where my soul is? 9 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,041 I do, indeed. 10 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,509 Well, where is it? 11 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,850 It's in a safe place. 12 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,323 Where is it? 13 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,132 It's up his ass. 14 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,401 That's his "safe place"? 15 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:48,406 Bravo, Mr. Custer. Quite the show. 16 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:49,966 I have him, Allfather. 17 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:54,440 Don't kill him. 18 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:55,940 Not yet! 19 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,918 He has Genesis. 20 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,185 They're back. 21 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:46,130 From Osaka. They're back. 22 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:50,397 So soon? 23 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,566 Well, did they get the... 24 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:58,543 With more souls than you can count, apparently. 25 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,049 We did it. 26 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,950 Security was tougher than expected, 27 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:15,924 but we did it. 28 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,055 Good boy. 29 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,532 What happened to her? 30 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,859 She died. Got shot. 31 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,504 "Security was tougher than expected." 32 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,971 Well, where are my souls? 33 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,373 Out front. 34 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,007 - Out... - Outside. 35 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:50,490 What are you doing here? 36 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,065 Waiting for you. 37 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,728 You can't put it off forever. 38 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:59,533 No, no. I'm not going yet. 39 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,976 Everything has a price, bitch. 40 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:08,341 No! No, no, no. Not yet! I'm not ready! 41 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,209 Gran'ma. 42 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:15,079 Oh, Jesse. Jesse, thank God! You came back to save me. 43 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,520 Yeah, I came back. 44 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,352 Die! 45 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,014 What do you want? 46 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,591 - Trouble in Zion - Zion 47 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,127 Struggle and... 48 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:00,933 Cassidy, man? 49 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,128 Yeah, that's us. 50 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,404 Yeah, it's funny. 51 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,004 Still no answer. 52 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,842 From Lisa. I've tried her, like, four times now. 53 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,615 Well, it's still early in Spain. 54 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:22,821 Poland, you mean? 55 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,189 You sent her to Gdansk. 56 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:28,157 Oh. 57 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:32,299 Well, yeah... Still early there, I imagine. 58 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,332 You're a bad man, aren't you? 59 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:46,476 Yeah, well, thanks to you and your pernicious influences. 60 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:50,677 Yeah, well, both of us a couple of hard men now. 61 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,082 Not the brightest of the bunch, though, are we? 62 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,919 Out on the town with the Grail after us? 63 00:05:56,990 --> 00:06:01,655 I will annihilate them. Don't you worry. 64 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:03,753 We'll be ready. 65 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,228 Well, I hope so. 'Cause these guys, 66 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,670 you never know when they're gonna turn up. 67 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,235 Thank you, driver. 68 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,197 I believe in you. 69 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,540 As do we all. 70 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,616 Yeah, we all really believe in ya. 71 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,666 He's, uh... Here is... Here's... 72 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:24,802 Johnny! 73 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,808 Hey, beautiful. 74 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,273 Your Hideousness. 75 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,687 We're good, kid. Go hump a duck, 76 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,353 or whatever it is you're into these days. 77 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:46,463 I was surprised to get your call. 78 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:50,264 Well, I have a problem, and I thought of you. 79 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:54,568 Love women and their problems. Hit me. 80 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,676 There's this girl, and she tried to kill me. 81 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:02,508 Oh, that's terrible. Really? That's... Sorry. 82 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:05,313 No, I mean it. This girl is a royal bitch 83 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:09,220 and I want you to take her down. I want you to feast on her. 84 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,224 Uh-huh, sounds like fun. I could do that. 85 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,850 What about you, Marie? 86 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,690 When are you coming down to join us in Hell? 87 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:20,531 From the looks of things, pretty soon, huh? 88 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,839 Maybe. Maybe not. 89 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,511 I gave you the power. 90 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:37,618 You eat souls, you stay young, you stay alive. 91 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:42,784 But the day you die, you're mine. 92 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:45,988 That's the deal. 93 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,095 And it has been such a gift. 94 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,398 But we are making a new deal. 95 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,031 Are we now? 96 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,799 Have you been having bad dreams again? 97 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:08,379 All right, I'm listening. 98 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:11,217 But in this "new deal," 99 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,111 I get what? 100 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:17,818 You know my grandson? 101 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,553 You know I do. 102 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:24,386 I've always had an eye out for Jesse. 103 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,463 He is a spoiled, selfish, 104 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:32,763 vengeful little boy. 105 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,104 And? 106 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:46,879 He has something I think you might really want. 107 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,902 I signed us in. Human Resources representatives. 108 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,412 - Let's do it. - Wait a sec. 109 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,616 Seriously? 110 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,689 My character chews gum, yours has an ugly nose. 111 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,529 So, yeah, let's seriously rob this bitch. 112 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,565 Merely a flesh wound. 113 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,501 Yes, I imagine it would be. 114 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,107 I told you he can be churlish. 115 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:19,404 Understand, Mr. Custer, your fun time is over. 116 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,947 We're taking Genesis. 117 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:26,014 Well, people have tried before. Doesn't usually end well. 118 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:30,055 Those people never had the resources of the Grail at their fingertips. 119 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:36,118 Oh, I'm sorry. Was that supposed to scare me? 120 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,828 So bold for a man bound 121 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,697 and surrounded by semi-automatic weapons. 122 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,770 Well, I have something greater than weapons or resources. 123 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:46,529 What's that? 124 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:51,772 Faith. The impossible, impenetrable belief that I have been chosen. 125 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,311 The Genesis belongs to me. 126 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,377 How can you be so sure? 127 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,846 I have been tried. I've lost kin at the hand of kin. 128 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,889 I've been buried alive and left for dead. 129 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,722 And still, it resides in me. 130 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,626 If not for some divine purpose, then tell me, why? 131 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,860 Jesse Custer. 132 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,895 You are certainly a preacher. 133 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,630 You're also a fool. 134 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,117 Comfortable? 135 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,712 I certainly hope not. 136 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,654 Get me out of here. 137 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,597 This time, shoot him in the head. 138 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,766 Shoot him with what? 139 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,527 I placed a gun in your jacket pocket. 140 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,981 - What the hell good's that gonna do? - Don't worry, it has a silencer. 141 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,236 Klaus, I'm chained to a gurney. 142 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,602 A bazooka in my pocket ain't gonna do shit. 143 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,938 - I wish I could do more, but... - But what? 144 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,376 Starr! Are we all set? 145 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,845 Yes, Allfather. 146 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:08,851 Good. For some profane reason, 147 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,858 the Word of God has become attached to you. 148 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,961 Not to worry, we will coax it out. 149 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,961 Don't tell me. 150 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,958 You're gonna sing me a lullaby? 151 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,661 Leave that to the angels. 152 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,607 We prefer jolts of high-voltage electricity. 153 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,873 You really want Genesis to come out? 154 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:41,847 Go ahead, I can't wait to see your insides sprayed against the walls. 155 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,544 Genesis is not for me. 156 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,844 I am certainly more deserving than you, 157 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:15,386 but there is one that is most deserving of wielding 158 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,549 the greatest power in the universe. 159 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,630 Whoo! 160 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,903 Humperdoo? 161 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,184 Where did you hear that horrid name? 162 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,676 He is the Christ child. The Lord's Most Sweet and Holy Lamb. 163 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,913 And the future home of the Word Of God. 164 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,013 Let us begin. 165 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,491 You guys are making a big mistake. 166 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,527 You put Genesis inside him, I'm telling you, he's just gonna... 167 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,587 Told ya. 168 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,690 Bring in the next one. 169 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:43,868 Oh! 170 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,740 Behold, Mr. Custer. 171 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:51,946 Religion's secret weapon. Science. 172 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,355 Hey, Janie. 173 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,929 Hey, Steve. 174 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,656 You here for the inventory report? 175 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,967 In a minute. How was your weekend? 176 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,468 Do anything sexy? 177 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,338 Not really. 178 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,207 I walked my dog, 179 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,642 then I took a shower. 180 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,373 Were you nude? 181 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,773 Well, yeah, I didn't wanna get my clothes wet. 182 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,647 Want to get them wet right now? 183 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:28,582 And freeze. 184 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,650 You upper management pervs need to get your stuff together! 185 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:39,461 This entire branch has become a cesspool of unwanted advances. 186 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,593 There have been 29 sexual harassment complaints 187 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,534 in the lobby alone. 188 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,338 This is completely unacceptable! 189 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,500 Which is why Grail HQ sent us here, 190 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,612 to implement a new zero-tolerance policy. 191 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,207 Let's try this again. Only now, let's have a volunteer. 192 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,179 Director Matsukata. 193 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,985 Come on up. Don't be shy. 194 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,051 Yes. 195 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,030 Great. Great. 196 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,192 And this time, let's reverse the situation. 197 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,504 Janie will be the assailant 198 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:22,030 and Director Matsukata her hapless victim. 199 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,210 Hey. 200 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,652 Sent you nude pics last night. 201 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,345 Why didn't you text me back? 202 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,722 Because I am married. 203 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,452 Give me the inventory report, limp dick. 204 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,068 Hmm. 205 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:52,596 Good report. 206 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,533 Really well typed. 207 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,740 Nice job. 208 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:03,247 I am this close, Hiroki, 209 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,918 this close, 210 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,880 to making you vice president. 211 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,014 I love my wife. 212 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,319 Oh! 213 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,225 And freeze. 214 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,696 Of course, the true test is when an attractive woman hits on you, 215 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,235 but it's a good start. Nice job. 216 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,336 Let's hear it for Director Matsukata! 217 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,439 Let's hear it! 218 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,588 Let's take a break. 219 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,674 After lunch, we'll discuss office dating do's and don'ts. 220 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,142 Okay. 221 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,146 Very good. 222 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,613 I'll have pamphlets for you when you get back. 223 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,897 You know there are easier ways to do this, right? 224 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,761 I'm sure there are. 225 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,969 I just wanted to make you grab that guy's ass. 226 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,990 I've got a job for ya. 227 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,374 Tulip O'Hare. 228 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,301 What's that? 229 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,314 "Who is that?", Sidney. "Who?" 230 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,883 Tulip O'Hare. Who is that? 231 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:47,848 It doesn't matter. 232 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,347 Bring her to me. 233 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,808 Whoa! 234 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,977 I took science in high school, 235 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,414 I don't remember so many flying intestines. 236 00:20:58,724 --> 00:20:59,953 It'll work. 237 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,559 As soon as Slotnick perfects the cocktail. 238 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,188 Who's Spotnik? Your bartender? 239 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:10,564 Dr. Slotnick is creating a genetic cocktail. 240 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,435 Perhaps you'd enjoy 241 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,474 a detailed explanation of our theorems and modalities? 242 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,300 Not really, no. 243 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,280 Excellent idea, Allfather. 244 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,411 Bring in the doctor. 245 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,553 Genesis. 246 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:35,655 The offspring of an angel and a demon. 247 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:41,833 An entity comprised of good and bad parts in varying degrees. 248 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:48,565 It follows, then, that Genesis would require that a successful host, 249 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,002 such as you, 250 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:54,239 be composed of the same specific proportions 251 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,044 of goodness and badness. 252 00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:00,844 But how does one recreate those proportions? 253 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:05,714 The answer is a DNA cocktail. 254 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:10,192 This represents a genetic combination of two persons. 255 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:14,893 In this case, Serena Williams and Louis XVI. 256 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,196 The idea being that when their DNA are mixed 257 00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:24,432 it will replicate the same formula of good and bad that exists in you. 258 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:28,807 Now, it's trial and error. 259 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:33,475 And obviously, this one was a piece of shit and did not work. 260 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:42,219 But we are zeroing in. And soon... 261 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,229 You're gonna run out of Humperdoos. 262 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,729 Oh, no. I don't think so. 263 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:53,204 Thank you, Doctor. Shall we continue? 264 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,483 We are well on our way, sir. 265 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:56,918 My studies have shown some interesting... 266 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,620 Get the gun out of my pocket and shoot him. 267 00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:00,010 I can't. 268 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:01,674 Why the hell not? 269 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,974 I have sociopolitical qualms, of course, 270 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,194 but also, serious objections to violence in the workplace... 271 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,516 You're scared of him. 272 00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:08,830 You don't understand. He looks like 273 00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,323 something out of Ripley's Believe It or Not!, 274 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,859 but he's head of the most powerful organization in the world. 275 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:15,719 He is trying to put Genesis inside Humperdoo. 276 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,023 You have to do something. 277 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:19,964 I agree, something has to be done, but what? 278 00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:28,266 It's the caterers, Allfather, calling about lunch. 279 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,436 Hmm. 280 00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,003 What did he say? 281 00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:00,898 He says, "Kill him." 282 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:05,169 Must be some sort of autocorrect thingy. Uh, text him again. 283 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:39,835 It wasn't autocorrect. 284 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,347 Shit. 285 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:44,975 All righty then, so how we gonna do this? 286 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:46,609 We gonna stab him? Huh? 287 00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:48,196 We could bloody hang the bugger, you know? 288 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,165 Or a blunt instrument, and just bash his brains in. 289 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:53,489 - What about bees? - Or bees? Did you just say "bees"? 290 00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:57,325 Yeah. Like on Wicker Man? Put a cage around his head and release the bees. 291 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:58,954 - Christ. - I vote stabbing. 292 00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,442 Look, the Wicker Man's a brilliant film, 293 00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,310 but we're talking about killing a man here, Kev. 294 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,098 - I know. - No, you don't. 295 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,680 Look, where are you even gonna get bees from? 296 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,315 What, you have ready access to bees all of a sudden? 297 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,499 You a beekeeper now, are you? 298 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:09,540 Yeah, I am. 299 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,134 - You are? - Yes. 300 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:15,739 Beekeeper? All right, apologies. 301 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:17,359 I'm sorry. It's actually... It's a brilliant idea. 302 00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:18,860 We'll go with the bees. Do you wanna do the bees? 303 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,910 Let's do the bees. I'd imagine we need some honey. 304 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:22,330 Go and have a word with your grandmother. 305 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:27,657 Explain why are we thinking of killing this man? 306 00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,289 Because everyone I ever liked, 307 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,662 he and his bloody Grail people have tried to kill, right? 308 00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:36,327 That's just for starters. His people hate us, all right? 309 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,163 I remember. 310 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,807 I'm merely suggesting that there 311 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,343 might be a better way to make use of him. 312 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:48,206 Better way of feeding our cause. 313 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,850 - You can't be serious. - Oh, indeed, I am. 314 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:55,412 He deserves a choice. The choice that we've all made. 315 00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:00,557 Death, or everlasting life? 316 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,607 Who the hell is that? 317 00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:30,721 It's Director Matsukata's access entry. 318 00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:38,096 But that's not him. 319 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:49,636 Who are you? 320 00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:52,201 Human Resources. 321 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,679 Time to check your browser history. 322 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,685 We're good. 323 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,899 So, simple steel, 324 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:17,159 side grate, heavy-duty cylinder. 325 00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:18,969 Okay. 326 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:23,173 Well, shouldn't take much more than... 327 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,301 I got it. 328 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,305 I think you'll find I got it. 329 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,770 Seriously, I wouldn't do that. 330 00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:33,181 What, so I just stand here and watch you hack into the mainframe? 331 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,016 Unless you also earned a graduate degree 332 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,783 in computer science from MIT. 333 00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:39,381 But, no. I read your file. 334 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,151 You got kicked out of 10th grade. 335 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:44,520 Why don't you chew your gum? 336 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,265 Shit. 337 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:49,125 Enough of this bullshit. 338 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,669 I'm telling you, I wouldn't do that. 339 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:54,165 You wouldn't 'cause you couldn't. 340 00:27:55,574 --> 00:27:57,975 And by the way, I didn't get kicked out of 10th grade, 341 00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,743 I dropped out. 342 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:14,053 There are so many things I could say right now, but... 343 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,995 Just about through the firewall. 344 00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:38,574 So many things I could say right now, but... 345 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,500 Damn. 346 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:59,204 All right. Do you trust me? 347 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:00,466 I do. 348 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:01,939 Do you choose this freely? 349 00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:03,107 I do. 350 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:04,886 Will you forsake the sunlit world 351 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,277 and surrender to our dark and scarlet urging? 352 00:29:09,715 --> 00:29:11,616 Like, no sun at all? 353 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:14,614 No sunset strolls? No beaches? 354 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,115 Well, umbrellas, 355 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:18,123 but that's all the time, everywhere you go. 356 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,235 I mean, you'll be having bloody dreams about umbrellas, 357 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,352 you can trust me on that. 358 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,373 Or we could just bloody kill ya, I mean, 359 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,442 I'm sure there's a lot of people who'd probably prefer that. 360 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:28,559 No. 361 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:32,094 I don't wanna die. My mom'd be upset. 362 00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:35,203 - You sure? - Yeah. Let's do it. 363 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,270 All right. 364 00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:41,405 Chill out. 365 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,676 Jaysus. 366 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,157 It was awesome. 367 00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:05,836 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 368 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:11,102 Bollocks! Ugh! 369 00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:12,974 Were you, um, trying to fly? 370 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:15,005 I'd settle for some bloody floating at this point. 371 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,615 Yes, well, so would Mrs. Rosen. That was her lamp. 372 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,460 No, listen, that's two people I've turned now. 373 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:22,284 And that's three including Denis, and I still can't do what you can do. 374 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:24,516 You've turned three, I've turned hundreds. 375 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,548 And you flew a bit the other night. 376 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,253 Oh, come on, you were helping me out. 377 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,838 Well, I might have guided you a little bit, but you were flying. 378 00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:32,854 No, I wasn't, and you know it. 379 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,657 Eccarius, come on. 380 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:37,867 What are you not teaching me? 381 00:30:38,603 --> 00:30:39,866 Well, um... 382 00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:43,435 Patience, clearly. 383 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,637 What's happening over here? Mr. Hoover! 384 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:51,274 - It's F.J., isn't it? - Yeah. 385 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,012 Do you mind if I call you F.J.? 386 00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:55,913 - No. - Didn't F.J. do well? 387 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:56,987 Yeah. 388 00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:59,451 Hardly a tear. Hip-hip... 389 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,520 Hooray! 390 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,009 All right. Well, that was easy. 391 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:24,515 Uh-huh. You haven't screwed anything up yet. 392 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,752 Okay, that's it. What is your... 393 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:29,844 Eh-eh-eh. 394 00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:33,551 None of that. Be professional. Let's go. 395 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:57,045 Miss Marie. Yeah, we got 'em, no sweat. 396 00:31:57,949 --> 00:31:59,110 Uh-huh. 397 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:01,218 Yeah, I'm listening. 398 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,633 Wow. 399 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:24,770 Excuse me, miss? 400 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:30,940 I never do this, but your booty meat is off the charts. 401 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:32,784 I want to squeeze it... 402 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,897 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to New Orleans. 403 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,082 Please be aware, 404 00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:39,852 some of your bags may have shifted in the overhead compartments. 405 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,825 Getting the truck. Meet you out front. 406 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,405 Look, I know we get on each other's nerves sometimes, 407 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:58,774 but nice job. Seriously. I'm a fan. 408 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,978 Thanks. Appreciate that. 409 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,073 I was joking. 410 00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:08,647 So was I! 411 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:15,655 Tulip O'Hare. 412 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:18,362 No, sorry. 413 00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:22,698 Brown hair. Dressed as a Grail officer. 414 00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:26,195 Back from Osaka. You're Tulip O'Hare. 415 00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:29,305 No, ma'am, my name is Hiroki Matsukata. 416 00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:32,672 See? 417 00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:40,408 My mistake. 418 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:41,646 Mmm-hmm. 419 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:46,817 Oh, but, um... 420 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:50,690 If you're looking for a brown-hair Grail officer just back from Osaka, 421 00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,391 I know where you can find her. 422 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:07,674 Let's go. 423 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,346 - Where's... - She didn't make it. 424 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,348 - What? - Some cop lady took her. 425 00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:15,920 Oh, well. At least we got the... 426 00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:23,019 Shit! O'Hare, you stupid... 427 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:25,853 Okay. 428 00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:29,367 Okay, just shut up and think. 429 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:34,529 No big deal. We just track the cop lady down to the station 430 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,165 and get back my briefcase back. 431 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:37,867 - That wasn't a cop. - What? 432 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,640 And she wasn't taking Featherstone to no goddamn station. 433 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:42,943 Where is she taking her? 434 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,777 Where is she taking her? 435 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,564 What, you sending him off already? 436 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:02,430 There's no rest for the weary or the wicked. 437 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,469 And Mr. Hoover is ready. 438 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:08,232 All right, you lot, he's off. 439 00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:11,208 Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! 440 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,650 All right. Now, we're giving you a second chance here. 441 00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:22,986 Don't be a dick. 442 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,524 Here. First of many. 443 00:35:27,525 --> 00:35:28,686 You're a good guy. 444 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:29,887 Mmm-hmm. 445 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:34,991 Fly! Fly! Fly! 446 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,687 Once did a Grail job in Kuala Lumpur. 447 00:36:01,192 --> 00:36:03,552 Humidity is worse than New Orleans, if you can believe that, 448 00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:05,957 but the Batu Caves were lovely. 449 00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:14,333 Don Giovanni? 450 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,681 Tell me, Mr. Hoover, 451 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:30,216 why would I send another vampire out into the world? 452 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:33,015 A filthy piece of vermin? 453 00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:35,584 Spoiling, stinking, 454 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:42,199 and falling into despair? 455 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,027 For charity? 456 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,299 That's what I was told. 457 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:50,598 What are you doing? 458 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:51,904 Yeah. 459 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:05,046 Cassidy. What's the matter? Everything all right? 460 00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:10,020 Is that where you get your secret powers, is it? Huh? 461 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:14,526 Listen, um, you and I can talk about this afterwards. 462 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:19,401 For the time being, I'm going to take Mr. Hoover here to the airport. 463 00:37:20,538 --> 00:37:23,372 You're not taking him anywhere, you murdering piece of shit. 464 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,583 Cassidy? 465 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:44,359 This is it. 466 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:48,926 Founding Father Thomas Jefferson, 467 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,365 combined with television icon Wayne Brady. 468 00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:58,104 I call it the Tom/Brady. 469 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:03,245 Have you instructed the clone on the proper command? 470 00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:04,425 Yes, sir. This is... 471 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:08,409 I can't believe it. Allfather's about to weaponize idiocy. 472 00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:10,033 What did you expect was gonna happen? 473 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,386 A woman scientist? I didn't believe it was possible. 474 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:14,685 Well, she is about to make the impossible possible. 475 00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,527 What are you gonna do about it? 476 00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:20,190 Yes. I'm going to reach into your pocket... 477 00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:21,563 Herr Starr, 478 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:30,174 you are one of my most loyal and trusted servants. Are you not? 479 00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:32,133 I am, Allfather. 480 00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:35,345 Do something for me, O Starr? 481 00:38:36,347 --> 00:38:37,645 Anything, Allfather. 482 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:40,110 Beignets. 483 00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:44,617 Café Du Monde. Fetch me a few dozen, now. 484 00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:00,671 Genesis chose me, Allfather. 485 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,240 It was meant for me. 486 00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:07,712 A drunk? A thief? A blasphemer? 487 00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:11,809 You are a mistake, Mr. Custer. 488 00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:14,214 That's right, you sack of shit. 489 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:19,280 I'm the mistake that's gonna find God and hold Him to account. 490 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:21,323 We are ready to begin. 491 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,052 But now you won't have to, Preacher, 492 00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:30,198 because this is all the God we shall ever need. 493 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,290 Say the command. 494 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:10,207 Bow before me. 495 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,791 Good. Now, 496 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:33,327 bring in the Messiah. 497 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:41,901 God's got his plan, something He wants me to do. 498 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:44,733 I don't know what that is, 499 00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:47,108 but it's the only thing that makes sense. 500 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:51,343 He's got a plan. Just like the Bible says, 501 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:54,352 "Trust in God. Lean not on your own understanding", 502 00:40:54,419 --> 00:40:58,186 so that's exactly what I'm gonna do, I'm just gonna keep on... 503 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:00,314 I'm just gonna keep on leaning. 504 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:11,929 Hello. 505 00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:18,135 Do you, by any chance, have a phone? 506 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:21,211 I need to text a friend of mine. 507 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:33,624 Oh, shit. 508 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,457 They got Hilter.